Avoid Making These Mistakes for Smooth Sailing
Going on a cruise is a dream vacation for many people. With ocean views, unlimited food, exotic destinations and no driving responsibilities, what could possibly go wrong? Unfortunately, more than you might expect. While cruises are typically relaxing, there are mistakes that can ruin your vacation.
Before you embark on your cruise, here are ten mistakes not to make on a cruise.
1. Don’t Avoid the Safety Drill
Every cruise starts with a safety drill (called a “muster drill”), and no, it’s not optional—even if you’ve sailed a dozen times. It might feel like a buzzkill when you’re ready to hit the pool deck, but this short session shows you what to do in an emergency. Some lines offer a digital version you can complete on your phone or TV, but either way, don’t skip it. It could be the most important ten minutes of your trip.
2. Don’t Be the Passenger Running Down the Pier
This isn’t a movie. If you're late getting back from a port stop, the ship will leave without you, and no, they won’t turn around. Cruise ships operate on tight schedules, and being late is an expensive and stressful mistake. Always know your "all aboard" time, and give yourself plenty of wiggle room, especially if you’re exploring independently.
3. Don’t Treat Handwashing Like an Option
Let’s be real: cruise ships are floating mini-cities. With thousands of people in close quarters, germs spread faster than buffet shrimp disappears on embarkation day. Wash your hands like your vacation depends on it, because it does. Use soap and water, not just sanitizer. The last thing you want is a stomach bug knocking you out for half your cruise.
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4. Don’t Ignore the Dress Code (or Pretend It’s 100% Casual)
Sure, a cruise is more relaxed than a black-tie gala, but that doesn’t mean you can wear your pool cover-up to a steakhouse. Most ships have dress codes for certain dining venues or theme nights. And while you don’t need a tux, packing one nicer outfit is a smart move. It’s also fun, when else can you get glammed up with an ocean sunset in the background?
5. Don’t Try to Smuggle in a Liquor Store
Tempted to bring your own booze to save on bar prices? Think again. Most cruise lines have strict rules about bringing alcohol on board, and anything not allowed will be confiscated before your suitcase even makes it to your room. You might be able to bring a bottle of wine or champagne, but check the rules before you pack. Otherwise, it’s the onboard bar or drink package for you.
6. Don’t Turn the Buffet into a Competitive Sport
Yes, the food is unlimited. Yes, you should enjoy yourself. But loading three plates at once or diving into every dessert at the same time? That’s a fast track to feeling bloated, queasy or worse. Especially if you're not used to the motion of the ocean. Sample widely, but pace yourself. The food’s not going anywhere.
7. Don’t Prop Open Your Balcony Door
If your cabin has a balcony, consider yourself lucky, but don’t leave the door open for that ocean breeze. Cruise ships are pressurized environments, and doing this can throw off the air conditioning, cause cabin doors to slam unexpectedly or create a weird wind tunnel. Enjoy the view, take your selfies, then close the door and let the HVAC system do its thing.
8. Don’t Toss the Daily Planner Aside
Each day, your ship delivers a schedule packed with activities, dining hours, showtimes and more. Ignore it, and you might miss something amazing like a free wine tasting, a killer trivia game or an evening comedy show. Whether it’s a paper handout or in the cruise line’s app, this little guide is the key to unlocking hidden gems on board.
9. Don’t Take the Crew for Granted
Cruise ship staff work incredibly hard to make your vacation magical. Long days, limited time off and a smile that rarely fades—that’s dedication. A kind word or generous tip goes a long way. Don’t be the person who snaps their fingers or leaves a mess in the cabin. Be a gracious guest. It’s basic human decency, and good karma at sea.
10. Don’t Assume “All-Inclusive” Means Everything
That cruise fare might cover your cabin, meals and entertainment, but it doesn’t include everything. Gratuities, drinks, spa treatments, specialty dining, internet and excursions all can come with a price tag. If you’re not keeping an eye on your spending, your final bill might be a shock. Set a budget, track your expenses and know what’s included before you set sail.